Shopping tips - Hello?
- Good evening, my name is Cynthia and I called to propose a new, extraordinary offer
- Let's immediately clear, Cynthia, what he wants my soul, my vote or my money?
- Your Money
- Go ahead
- With the company I represent offers its customers a new and innovative, able to revive an old feeling now very rare these days
- I do not follow more what are we talking about?
- boredom
- Go ahead
- I mean we live in an increasingly frenetic, where time has become precious commodity, let alone the time wasted. And 'this is the new trend, the new status symbol, people really only now realized they can afford the luxury of indifference, apathy,' s gloomy, is not it? For example, how long she is not bored?
- As of now, I must say that, in fact, are a little 'short of boring moments
- Then you must come and visit us! We provide a service that is just for her: the shut in a room, alone, in front of a screen that broadcasts movies of old men playing bocce. In slow motion. For three hours. With a background in electronic music.
- Minimal?
- Minimalissima!
- Interesting ...
- Perfect! He wants to book a session?
- Look, Cynthia, we have not understood. There was no talk of boredom? If I say "interesting" you mean that's not good.
- Wow, you're right. So what do you think of ballet?
- Niet
- Fishing on the farm?
- Niet
- Chess? Trains? Women's Football? Curling? Italian Post Office?
- I guess we did not
- So I'm the one that suits you. It 'a very special virtual simulation, still under development but many of our customers are already excited. It's called: "With his wife Ikea"
- This seems to be right for me, but 'are not married.
- It 's also available in the variants: "With the girlfriend Ikea, with his mother at Ikea ..."
- I mean, "Ikea with someone that I can not send fuck after quarter of an hour"
- Precisely
- I think it's perfect! Can I book for tomorrow afternoon?
- Of course! See you tomorrow then!
- See you tomorrow!
-Ready? Silvia? Hello. Look, I'm sorry but tomorrow we can not see us. I already have a commitment. Ehhhh I know, I know, I'm really embarrassed, is that I had completely forgotten. It 'a pity ... Come on, however, do not worry, there will be other opportunities, you take 'the next time .... Ikea
Today I went to cut my hair, or rather, my hair cut by my barber. My barber is named Grace, has red hair, green spectacles and remembers everything. At least, everything that we said in my previous visits, which is pretty special because I cut my hair two times a year. When it starts to cut, usually takes the conversation from where we stayed six months before and it always leaves me puzzled, however, is not what I want to talk. My barber named Grace was in the lounge, along with the usual picture barber's also a poster of Gianni Bugno, bequeathed by the old management (Barber Loris, cut and sideburns). Today he says: "You're doing the journalist and type of cycling you like Bugno? No because I'm not sure if remove it or not the wall "" I like Bugno - I do - although, perhaps, a Pantani would be more appropriate. "Pantani? - She said - but what can I do with Pantani?, Is bald. "
This here is Rowan Williams. Rowan Williams is the Archbishop of Canterbury (a mica sventrabambine any) and a few days ago, asked the parish of St. Swithin to run a pilot project to bring the masses to the church service. This experiment is made using as background pieces nell'officiare U2 and reciting prayers for companies like Microsoft, Wall-Mart and Google (as they are important to millions). A real highlight of the evening the U2-Caristia, in which the faithful receive communion sang One of the usual U2. Well done guys, this is how you renew! It 's so that our soul will be saved! For heaven's sake, I do not discuss the mica prayers for Microsoft (always be praised), but among all groups in the world we wanted to own the U2? 
canceled two concerts that the former Smiths should have taken the Velvet 13 and July 14. As stated in official website some un-resolvable reason prevent Morrissey to perform in Rimini. At the moment we do not know if there will be two dates replacement. 
