Sorority Initiation Movie

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- Hello?
- Good evening, my name is Cynthia and I called to propose a new, extraordinary offer
- Let's immediately clear, Cynthia, what he wants my soul, my vote or my money?
- Your Money
- Go ahead
- With the company I represent offers its customers a new and innovative, able to revive an old feeling now very rare these days
- I do not follow more what are we talking about?
- boredom
- Go ahead
- I mean we live in an increasingly frenetic, where time has become precious commodity, let alone the time wasted. And 'this is the new trend, the new status symbol, people really only now realized they can afford the luxury of indifference, apathy,' s gloomy, is not it? For example, how long she is not bored?
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- Minimal?
- Minimalissima!
- Interesting ...
- Perfect! He wants to book a session?
- Look, Cynthia, we have not understood. There was no talk of boredom? If I say "interesting" you mean that's not good.
- Wow, you're right. So what do you think of ballet?
- Niet
- Fishing on the farm?
- Niet
- Chess? Trains? Women's Football? Curling? Italian Post Office?
- I guess we did not
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- This seems to be right for me, but 'are not married.
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- I mean, "Ikea with someone that I can not send fuck after quarter of an hour"
- Precisely
- I think it's perfect! Can I book for tomorrow afternoon?
- Of course! See you tomorrow then!
- See you tomorrow!



-Ready? Silvia? Hello. Look, I'm sorry but tomorrow we can not see us. I already have a commitment. Ehhhh I know, I know, I'm really embarrassed, is that I had completely forgotten. It 'a pity ... Come on, however, do not worry, there will be other opportunities, you take 'the next time .... Ikea