Wednesday, August 26, 2009

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were saying that my neighbor is called Caramel. Said calling himself Steven. We were saying that I do not like ice pink.

Caramel is a very good marketing consultant, or rather, it is very good in me that is very good. So, since marketing is very good. When we treat our frozen business to always ask some advice on new trends so I'm waiting for years " green light" to show off my collection of hats with ear flaps, but for now, seem out of the market. Last time, however, I put aside my perversions earphones and I asked for advice for a friend who is the drummer. His group hangs out in some little place around the Romagna, in my opinion are crap but they are of a different opinion and would, indeed, increase their circle of fans. "The best we can do is melting" ruled Dr. Steven, I was certainly 's agreement with him, but probably for a different reason. "Here's what to do - he continued - and declare the dissolution of the band leave the stage for a few months. I would recommend to put the rumor of the death of drummer, even in cases mysterious and exotic type drowned the Centrale del Latte or maybe something anal type suffocated ass of a cow "
" of a cow? "
" Maybe a cow Centrale del Latte "
" It would be perfect "
" Yes, but this is not the point. The point is that they must go out for a while and then return in the form of tribute band "
" Tribute band whom? "
" of themselves. The tribute band be a mess lately so would certainly be more people to see them. Everybody loves tribute band , but the bleak image ... "
" And if after a while, people had to stew the tribute band ? "
" It 's the great thing, after a few years can make the reunion "
" The reunion of what? "
" Of the original drummer with perhaps miraculously resurrected thanks to Ronnie James Dio Everybody loves reunion image ... "
" Have you finished? "
" Yes "

I left a little shaken, a bit saddened but definitely more aware. Aware that the music industry is crap, knowing that the group of my friend is crap but, above all, conscious that the icicles are pink crap.
And now, you get the sardines.

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