Hard Cervix At 5 Weeks

HP (by Lumen)

MAC - Master, you sometimes define some people as the "HP".
LUMEN - It 's true.
MAC - What exactly does it mean HP? And 'the symbol of the well known computer?
LUMEN - Of course not! They are the initials of the words HALF PIPE.
MAC - Half Pipe? Half-pipe?
LUMEN - Well, English is not true, it is broken English.
MAC - And then?
LUMEN - Half Pipe means HALF FOO.
MAC - Oh ... I think I understand.
LUMEN - Cute, no? And then makes it a good idea.
MAC - What are the characteristics of a
LUMEN HP - The HP moves strictly following three laws. In this way you can anticipate its behavior ol'esito of its activities.
MAC - And what are these laws?
LUMEN - The first law says that "HP does not combine anything." It 's a basic law that defines the very essence HP
MAC - seems clear to me.
LUMEN - The second law says that "if HP does something, this is not helpful." In fact, the HP is still not doing nothing. However, if he does something, goes into action the second law.
MAC - Light too.
LUMEN - Finally, the third law says that "if HP does something that seems useful, it would still have an economic loss."
MAC - I think this is more subtle.
LUMEN - Sure, but it is equally important. There are many ways in which a potentially useful changes in the end in an economic loss and the HP instinctively always follows one of these.
MAC - Thanks teacher, now everything is clear.
LUMEN - So when you meet an HP and recognized as such, always remember the three laws and try to defend yourself in advance of their effect.
MAC - I will certainly.