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UNDER TOO MUCH '(by Lumen)

CARDINAL - Holiness, you have a moment for me?
PAPA - Of course. I have to speak?
CARDINAL - Yes, Holy Father, we have a problem ...
POPE - A few more awkward design of Satan against God's children? Whatever it is, we will fight it and dismiss it.
CARDINAL - I'm sure, Your Holiness. But I believe that Satan has nothing to do.
POPE - No? So we are comfortable. Where Satan is no virtue, and where Virtue is the triumph of God and of his children.
CARDINAL - Yes, Holy Father, should really be that way. Unfortunately, we are in a rather difficult situation, I would say desperate.
POPE - Then it must be a deception of Satan!
CARDINAL - No, I'd say no. Is a matter of virtue.
POPE - I do not understand.
CARDINAL - Remember, Your Holiness, that poor girl, Jasmine, we beatified last year?
PAPA - Of course, as I can not remember! A shining example virtue, since he died for wanting to remain a virgin at all costs. An example of absolute and essential for today's world, full of greed, immorality and corruption of the senses ....
CARDINAL - Yes, of course, Your Holiness, but ...
POPE - do you mean, "but"? You do not want to question the absolute virtues of this holy martyr?
CARDINAL - I'd do it gladly, if I could. The fact is that our troubles stem from this.
POPE - Explain!
CARDINAL - It seems that Holy Spirit has chosen to fully satisfy the wishful thinking of a believer, any one of those who were here from you during the ceremony of beatification of Saint Gelsomina.
POPE - Beautiful! Sometimes we want to own.
CARDINAL - The trouble is, your Holiness, that the faithful had chosen "a" loyal ...
POPE - Good.
CARDINAL - 40 years ... but he was still a virgin by choice ...
POPE - Very good.
CARDINAL - ... and was very proud of her virginity ...
POPE - I'm proud.
CARDINAL - ... that his desire was ....
POPE - Age ... ?
CARDINAL - was that all the other women in the world to share in his great virtue!
POPE - Would you say that the Holy Spirit has heard "this" desire?
CARDINAL - Apparently, yes
POPE - So a year now all the girls who were virgins are left?
CARDINAL - Worse, Your Holiness, much worse: even women who were no longer virgins have behaved as if they were!
POPE - So ....
CARDINAL - So from a year, not a Catholic couple more children and no one will do more in the future!
POPE - must be remedied. Now.
CARDINAL - Sure Holiness.
POPE - Get a pen and paper and write. Immediately publish a new encyclical addressed to all our faithful, to all peoples of the Catholic world.
CARDINAL - How do you call?
POPE - It will be called "De fornication." And we hope that, at least this time everyone put into practice.